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Monday, May 7, 2007

Ryans 3 things about Ryan by Ryan

I was told that I have to do this-------Ryan

3 things I'm afraid of: 1) Karrie 2) People with a lazy eye 3) Things I can't control
3 Things that Make Me Laugh: 1)People with mullets 2) Cartoons with small twitchy animals that don't talk 3) Watching my friends crash their motorcycles
3 Things I Love: 1) My family 2) Food 3) My job
3 Things I Hate: 1) Crows (Flying Rats) 2) Mice (The kind that make nests in your motorcycle gear bag) 3)Seeing a tweaker you've arrested in the grocery store while your with your family
3 Things I Don’t Understand: 1) How the Internet works 2) Why things that are good for you don't taste as good as things that are bad for you 3) Why people call me a liar when I tell them how fast they were going and give them a ticket. (I have no reason to lie?)
3 Things On My Desk:1) A fender bender report I need to finish 2) a 2006 California Vehicle Code 3) 1 used bottle of White out
3 Things I’m Doing Right Now: 1) Bouncing my knee 2) Thinking about getting a dog (Australian Shepard) 3) Wondering what that smell is coming from and hoping Karie handles it.
3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die: 1) Own a Harley Davidson 2) Hunt with my boys 3) Race the Baja 1000
3 Things I Can Do: 1) Weld 2) Jump up and touch my toes 3) Get all 4 wheels off the ground in a patrol car
3 Things I Can’t Do: 1)Remember numbers 2) Speak Spanish 3) Start building a house(waiting on the county)
3 Things I Think You Should Listen To: 1) Prophets 2) Any music by George Strait 3) Yourself
3 Things You Should Never Listen To: 1) 80's music 2) Al Sharpton 3) Al Gore
3 Things I’d Like To Learn: 1)How to reload ammo 2) How to make a Damascus steel knife 3)How to make a saddle.
3 Favorite Foods: 1) Top Sirloin 2) Rice-a-roni fried rice with almonds 3)Peach cobbler
3 Shows I Watched As A Kid: 1) Chips 2) Mash 3) Wiley the coyote and the Roadrunner
3 Things I Regret: I have no regrets. Well maybee one, I should have thrown that stupid Trojan statue over the fence the night of the home coming game.

4 comments:

  1. It is amazing what wives can get husbands to do..David

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  2. Hahahaha...that is me laughing out loud and waking the baby when I read the last line! That darn Trojan stunt...it is infamous!

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  3. Okay...lazy-eyed people freak me out too. AND if you are interested in my point of view about the cops lying about the speed I was going...I'm giving it to you. Okay, take it from a girl who drives through numerous small towns on her way to Bakersfield, those cops lie...aren't they trying to fill a quota or to get revenue into their city. Come on...you're an honest cop, but are they all???? No need to answer--for your own protection of course. You know I love you. If I'm wrong, set me straight!

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  4. Ryan! Stinkin' hilarious, I gotta go breathe now.

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