Welcome to my little ol' blog. I'll be upfront about it: I don't blog very often any more. If you found your way here because you read my book "Trailer Life," have a gander! But it's easier to keep up with me on Instagram or on my Facebook page. I have this long, drawn out theory on why I'm a terrible blogger, but that is a story for another day. Enjoy the ramblings of my life from the last 8 years or so.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Ryans 3 things about Ryan by Ryan

I was told that I have to do this-------Ryan

3 things I'm afraid of: 1) Karrie 2) People with a lazy eye 3) Things I can't control
3 Things that Make Me Laugh: 1)People with mullets 2) Cartoons with small twitchy animals that don't talk 3) Watching my friends crash their motorcycles
3 Things I Love: 1) My family 2) Food 3) My job
3 Things I Hate: 1) Crows (Flying Rats) 2) Mice (The kind that make nests in your motorcycle gear bag) 3)Seeing a tweaker you've arrested in the grocery store while your with your family
3 Things I Don’t Understand: 1) How the Internet works 2) Why things that are good for you don't taste as good as things that are bad for you 3) Why people call me a liar when I tell them how fast they were going and give them a ticket. (I have no reason to lie?)
3 Things On My Desk:1) A fender bender report I need to finish 2) a 2006 California Vehicle Code 3) 1 used bottle of White out
3 Things I’m Doing Right Now: 1) Bouncing my knee 2) Thinking about getting a dog (Australian Shepard) 3) Wondering what that smell is coming from and hoping Karie handles it.
3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die: 1) Own a Harley Davidson 2) Hunt with my boys 3) Race the Baja 1000
3 Things I Can Do: 1) Weld 2) Jump up and touch my toes 3) Get all 4 wheels off the ground in a patrol car
3 Things I Can’t Do: 1)Remember numbers 2) Speak Spanish 3) Start building a house(waiting on the county)
3 Things I Think You Should Listen To: 1) Prophets 2) Any music by George Strait 3) Yourself
3 Things You Should Never Listen To: 1) 80's music 2) Al Sharpton 3) Al Gore
3 Things I’d Like To Learn: 1)How to reload ammo 2) How to make a Damascus steel knife 3)How to make a saddle.
3 Favorite Foods: 1) Top Sirloin 2) Rice-a-roni fried rice with almonds 3)Peach cobbler
3 Shows I Watched As A Kid: 1) Chips 2) Mash 3) Wiley the coyote and the Roadrunner
3 Things I Regret: I have no regrets. Well maybee one, I should have thrown that stupid Trojan statue over the fence the night of the home coming game.


  1. It is amazing what wives can get husbands to do..David

  2. Hahahaha...that is me laughing out loud and waking the baby when I read the last line! That darn Trojan stunt...it is infamous!

  3. Okay...lazy-eyed people freak me out too. AND if you are interested in my point of view about the cops lying about the speed I was going...I'm giving it to you. Okay, take it from a girl who drives through numerous small towns on her way to Bakersfield, those cops lie...aren't they trying to fill a quota or to get revenue into their city. Come on...you're an honest cop, but are they all???? No need to answer--for your own protection of course. You know I love you. If I'm wrong, set me straight!

  4. Ryan! Stinkin' hilarious, I gotta go breathe now.