I'm not going to tell you what the caption in the paper said, I think it's way funnier to make up your own.The last part of the article that talks about Ryan says: "Bunting transferred to the Kern River Valley in July, 2005. 'Ryan did not just arbitrarily choose to live in the Kern River Valley,' noted Romine. 'He researched and visited all the mountain communities in Kern County and found the Kern Valley to be the best place to raise his family.' Bunting and his wife, Karrie [THAT'S ME!!!] live in the valley with their four children.
Props to the newpaper for spelling my name right, and for the awsomely funny picture of Ryan. He said that in the office at work, someone cut out the picture and taped it to the whiteboard where all the officers and Sheriff officers have added their own captions.