The Geocache find at the top of Unal Peak... AKA "Hey mom, what is this bag of grass in here for? It looks like trash!"
Me: Thumbing through the sign-in book... "Well, "Evan" thought he would leave something "green that expanded your mind." That's marijuana. That's a half-smoked joint. Don't do drugs..." and then the anti-drug, clean and healthy living lecture started.